Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Things to consider when getting a fake ID...

Men and gentleladies,

For those of you contemplating the purchase of a fake ID and wondering if you should go with A) a newly minted out-of state license with your own photograph or B) a real in state license with someone who "kinda looks like you" I would like you to consider the following:

An Ohio woman had her wallet stolen. She reported it to the police; but was told the odds of recovering her wallet were nil. She refilled a new wallet and went on her way. One night, a few weeks later the woman was working at a bar when a customer came in and ordered a beer. The waitress asked to see an ID. There on the card was a photo of herself staring back at her. It was her own stolen drivers license…

And so I say unto you, what are the odds?


1 comment:

alissa said...

i'd say they're slim, that's an awesome story.

question though, what does "the gron flicka" mean?? i hope something flattering.