Thursday, June 21, 2007

Where is CPS?

You would think after all the hippie children became CEOs named Rainbow, Sunshine, Echo, Sky, or Marley (ok I can't actually think of any examples, which will only add to another hypothesis) we would learn.

Still I really hope this doesn't catch on. TTFN.

3 comments:

Ben Wyman said...

I don't think this happened either. Want to hypothesize why? There are probably loads of reasons.

Assistant Village Idiot said...

I have a patient who changed her last name to a combination of numerals and letters. I wish I was authorized to tell you what it is.

I don't think those Rainbows and Sunshines got to be CEO's that much. They would tend by heritage to be anti-corporate anyway, and if they tried to cross-over when young would have encountered some social resistance.

Of course, you could just go for R. S. Twichell, and who'd know? Or just change your name.

See what happens when you get away from infant baptism?

Unknown said...

My first hypothesis:
The Germans would laugh at us.

My second hypothesis:
The Japanese would laugh at us.

My third hypothesis:
They all found lucrative careers as baristas at Starbuck's and saw no reason to advance.

As for the numerals:
I don't think the stencils to put names on glass doors have Arabic numerals. That would propose the biggest problem. I guess he could go by IVreal, that might solve that problem. I don't know that they have the lettering for jerseys either, so he probably wouldn't be a professional athlete either. Except for ultimate fighting, then it wouldn't matter.