Tonight I had the unique (now anyway) pleasure of hangin' out with two of my favorite boys of all time Caleb and Luke. Gosh they are cute.
I learned a bunch of monster jokes:
What king of dog does the vampire have?
A Blood Hound
Why does Frankenstein have a nice lawn?
He has a green thumb
A bunch of space jokes:
What planet goes up in the summer and down in the winter?
Mercury
What is in the middle of Jupiter?
I
What do comets and Wishbone (the terrier) have in common?
They are both stars with tails
and a bunch of mad scientist jokes, none of which are worth repeating.
Then I realized... Luke is five. Luke is reading these jokes to me. Gosh that kid is smart.
Dear readers, I thought you too would appreciate Luke's jokes.
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You're lucky he was reading them to you. Usual five year old jokes go something like this. What did the tomato say to the clown? Answer:Where's the banana?
Believe me I work in an elementary school. Then the kid laughs hysterically while you look puzzled.
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