Getting Rich

I figure at some level being a librarian will make me rich.

1) I'll ask my dad what to do and read "Personal Finace for Dummies" for the rest.
2) I'll ask my uncle for all the redneck tips, cause "Carter's Country is way better than Walmart" for those sorts of things (this is only funny if you can hear his accent when he says it)... sorry.

3) I won't buy into Krispy Kreme when Adkins is still alive.

So... help me out here. The economy is the weakest in four years and the Dow is the highest it has ever been... what does that mean? Do I buy land or stock?????