How to II

The title of this blog is how to throw an international party (aka Model UN) in under 45 minutes

Food:
1) Go to Fiesta.
2) Go to the Asian candy section. Buy anything you saw Laurie or Raya eat in 2002.
3) Go to the Asian drink section. Buy anything that you have heard of at the bubble tea place.
4) Go to the Hispanic snacks section. Buy anything that you can translate into something that doesn't sound like "lucas."
5) Go to the Goya and Junta juice section. Buy anything that doesn't have a dented can.
6) Go to the German candy section. Avoid chocolate cause it will melt in the car (see 9).
7) Go to the European cookie section. Drool.
8) Buy anything at the bakery in Spanish. (for future reference "Quesadillas con arroz Cheesecake" are not little mini cheese cake) Stick to cinnamon sugar things and flakey lookin' things.
9) Buy plain Lays and 7up for anyone that isn't adventurous.
10) Put it in the back of your car.
11) Stow the drinks in the cooler the next morning.
12) Park at the back gate and offer bonus to anyone to help you carry it.

Games:
I need a little help here. My selection was Mad Gab... an interesting game for English language speakers with a thick accent and minimal literacy in American culture. I won hands down. Which means, guys, the girls won this battle of the sexes.

I did this once before, only it was for a tapas night. This will explain the various selections of olives and dips that are still in our fridge.

If you are interested all of this is still in the back of my car. Anyone want to tailgate?